Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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