just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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