I looked at my own cervix.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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