google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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