I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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