I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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