We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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