we have officially lost it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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