I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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