I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We need a shit load of segways right now
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Randomize
