You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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