This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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