Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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