dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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