She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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