dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
