so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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