at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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