He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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