Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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