Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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