I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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