so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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