Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I will pee on everything he values.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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