Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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