I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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