found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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