she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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