I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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