Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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