was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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