In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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