Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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