sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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