He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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