Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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