i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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