ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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