the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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