Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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