Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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