Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you win again, gameday.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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