if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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