I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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