He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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