Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
