Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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