its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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