I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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