they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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